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Friday, April 3, 2009
The Word.

yes, once again, it is chinese lesson now. Meaning, an hours break for yours truly. Right. April 1st. The pranksters fream come true. The day was splattered with awkward pranks, not as many as i would have liked though. Hmm, my classes first joke of the day was to go swap rooms with another class for Language arts. Well, half the class, anyway. Apparently, if the whole class swaped, the teachers would just swap classes too. I dont think so. teachers arent that smart. =P

So , swap class, teacher walks in. He goes, "oh wow, I see i have students so interested in my lessons! Come on, lets do warm ups now. Get ready for the Lesson. So everybody, take of your shoes. Now." So we take of our shoes and hold them in our hands. "right, now clap them above your heads." We do so, looking like a retaded monkey. THAT TEACHER GUY ROCKS !!! then he goes, "ok, i have a really important meeting i have to go to. This is not a joke seriously." So he leaves. And it gets boring, but when we go back to our class, OUR TEACHER WASNT THERE YET! AWESOME!!!! so the lot sat on the floor in the front of the class, playing concentration.

Then, the inevitable happened. the teacher walked into the room. Slightly stunned, he walked to the front and wondered (well pretended to) where his clas went. So we were now extra students in his class. So we decided it was time for a break, and we left the cclass right under his nose. He couldnt stop us, so we went. We walked all the way to the comp labs, and were about to go play HALO, whn we decided to go back. Things went back to normal around here. Well, sorta...

After lessons, at our REAL break, down to the canteen we go. On the way we see these groups of guy with weird long hair, then we realise their not guys, they're girls with pants. Then we realised something was wrong. Mega wrong. So look how my brain works: If those guys with long hair are actually girls in pants, then those girls with short hair must be... you guessed it. Them boys were cross dressing into skirts! AWESOME! then we gave them some standing ovation, and went to eat. Many other guy were also in skirts. Strangely after school i didnt see no gut in skirts walk out of school... =P

And now, the bestest thino i heard from april fools day... Aparently, some people carried a teachers car into a random paring lot, and sat there with they're hands on the car. THEY CARRIED IT! omg, super strong guys man. Then when the teacher came, boom, scolding etc etc. cant take a joke.

I am thinking that i am almost done. But wait! i still have to tell yall lovely people about when I went to malaysia and our hotel was a badminton court! but, im at school now, so next time ya?

Hrm, anything extra.... Tonight performing the play we're using for SYF drama. ^^ going to be fun i think. Almost the whole class going. YEAH SO HAPPY! SYF is in like, 4 days only, so fast... whatever, i own

BYE
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    48. Donate a total of 1000 dollars to charity
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    76. Sit in an army tank
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